Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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