your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
