I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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