when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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