just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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