508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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