i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Randomize
