In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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