okay pat passed out under dana's car
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Is it penis luge time yet?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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