She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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