I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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