What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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