Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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