Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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