Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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