Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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