I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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