I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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