I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
God gave him joint rollers for hands
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
