ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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