So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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