I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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