the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
