just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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