i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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