yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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