Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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