I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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