I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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