somebody snuck up and got me drunk
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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