Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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