u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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