I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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