btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she smelled like a LAN party
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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