the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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