quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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