He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Life is so much better after having sex.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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