i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
whose parrot is this?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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