is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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