yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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