so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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