it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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