You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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