We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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