So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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