k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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