How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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