On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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