It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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