i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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